People who post pictures on Instagram with their boyfriends go so many likes. Why can’t I? It’s not my fault I’m single and ugly?
|Mom:||turn off your phone and go to sleep! The light from your phone will keep your brain awake|
|Me:||no it's okay, I turned the brightness all the way down.|
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING